Things You Shouldn’t Give a Shit About: The Ambani War

The Ambani v/s Ambani shit post has been pending since the past few days, and frankly I was tired. I am tired right now too, but ze blog calls!

This post is just an FAQ really :/

• So what is that you need to know about this? Nothing.
• Why all is this happening? Because people are greedy.
• Will this really affect the ‘Indian Economy’? Er, no it won’t cause here is it: THIS TUSSLE IS BETWEEN 2 CORPORATE GIANTS. PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANIES NOT OWNED/RAN BY THE GOVERNMENT. IF THIS AFFECTS ARE ECONOMY WE ARE ‘MY-GOD’ IN A MESS. SO WHAT IF ANIL AMBANI GOES BANKRUPT? WILL OUR ECONOMY DIP SO MUCH THAT WE WON’T HAVE MONEY TO BUY CLOTHES?
• Does this war affect me? Well, I’ll answer this one with another question. When 2 people fight on the street are you affected? Well, kinda sure. The media keeps talking about it and shit, but it’s not gonna decisions you take in your life :|
• So why is the media making a hype about it? Why did media hype Sawant’s wedding? They hype everything, it’s in their corporate blood. For a read on this one, click here.
• Er…okay so why is government making a big deal about it? Well, I can’t say and blame the government about this on a public forum, since I don’t really want my blog to be taken down, but here is a hint: Reliance + government = ‘working together‘ 
• So I can really not care about this and go home and have some awesome sex? Sure man, whatever :|
• Are you sure? About the sex thing? Depends on you doesn’t it? :|

Go home and sleep, this gas shit ain’t gonna do ya no good :)

Credits:

• Questionnaire - Rakhi Sawant :)
• RedBull